I used to accept submissions until someone sent me a virus.
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: rnilkbreath, via petewanks)
what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works
no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.
^^^
Perfect metaphor is perfect.
(via alrights)
when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder
I just laughed way too loud at this, and now my parents are putting me in therapy.
i hope that works out ok
(via i-predict-an-earthquake)
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY
I think ned’s doing fine
I’d say he’s doing fantastic.
i’d say if he did me, it’d be fantastic
(via ramblings-of-a-lunatic)
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(Source: greelin, via unfunnyamerican)
When I say I’m ugly,
I’m dead serious. I’m not fishing for anyone’s compliments. That’s just how I really feel about myself. I think I’m “okay” looking though. But overall, I think I’m unattractive. There’s much more prettier and beautiful girls out there, that there’s too much that I can’t even count. Everything they do is better and cuter than what I do, even when they make silly faces or act stupid. I wish I was more attractive. I honestly wish I was one of those girls.
(Source: allison-janebaldos, via and-now-i-die)
Lip singing to Fall Out Boy with exaggerated Patrick Stump facial expressions.
spencersmithsmagicalsandwiches:
I thought this called for a second reblog.
(via giingerfiish)
I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t
u did not
(via giingerfiish)
Reblog if you’re a multi fandom blog and then check your ask box.
(Source: yourpatronuswillsaveyou, via katya-north)
